[Verse 1]
Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and I
Dm F (let it ring for acoustic)
can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. (yes)
Dm F (shh)
"but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."
[chorus]
(F)
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
(F)
I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
[Verse 2]
Oh, Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
[chorus]
(F)
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
[bridge]
again...
[chorus]
(F)
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
(F)
I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
[Optional outro]
Am G Dm (draw out the of) Am
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of