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[Verse 1]
When I was in the Navy and I sailed the seven seas
Lots of time the swabbies and me why we'd sit and bat the breeze
We talked about the them things we missed just two things I recall
And this is what those two things were that we missed most of all
[Chorus]
Red hot women and ice cold beer and enough of both to last a year
What's paradise like well here's my ide'r red hot women and ice cold beer
[Verse 2]
My Uncle John he went and died and left me all his dough
They called him a ladies' man and a playboy you know
His will read dearest nephew you're just like your Uncle John
I'm leaving you my money 'cause I know you'll spend it on
[Chorus]
Red hot women and ice cold beer and enough of both to last a year
What's paradise like well here's my ide'r red hot women and ice cold beer
[Verse 3]
Well there was a King of Egypt and his name was King Faroukh
And they called him a sex-fiend and a camel-riding coot
He collected porno pictures and he caused quite a stir
When he told reporters that his favorite hobbies were
[Chorus]
Red hot women and ice cold beer and enough of both to last a year
What's paradise like well here's my ide'r red hot women and ice cold beer
What's the other place like well here's my ide'r ice cold women and red hot beer
[Outro]
Ice cold women and red hot beer