Its him or me
That’s what he said
But I can’t choose
Between a vegan and a pot-head
So I chose you, because you’re sweet
And you give me lots of lovin’
And you eat meat
And that’s how you be-came
My only man of the hour
You never lie
And you don’t cheat
And you don’t have any baggage
Tied to your four feet
Do I de-serve
To be the one
Who will feed you breakfast, lunch, and dinner
And take you to the park at dawn
Oh, will you really be
My only man of the hour
Chorus:
I know you’ll never bring me flowers
Flowers they will only die
And though we’ll never take a shower to-gether
I know you’ll never make me cry
Yo-o-o-ou ne-ver ar-gue
You don’t even talk
And I like the way you let me lead you
When we go out-side and walk
Will you really be
My only man of the hour?
My only man of the hour.
My only man of the hour.