[Verse 1]:
Mom and dad went to a show
They dpopped me of at grandpa Joe's
I said "Oh God, oh please,don't go"
[Chorus]:
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home } x2
[Verse 2]:
I had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat to good
[Chorus]:
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home } x2
[Verse 3]:
She said "Why you don't stop your crying?"
Go outside and ride you bike
That's what i did,i killed my toe
[Chorus]:
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Wanna be alone
[Verse 4]:
My grandpa had a cigarette
It touched my arm on accident
I swear to God it hurt real bad
[Chorus]:
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home } x2