She was a catch We were a match
I was the match That would fire up her snatch
But there was a catch I was no match
I was fired from her crotch Now I'll sit around and watch
The mermaids sun themselves Out on the rocks
They are beyond our touch I watch and watch
Them wave at me, They wave at me
They wave and slip Back into the sea
Chorus:
All the ones who come All the ones who go
Down to the water
And all the ones who come All the ones who go
Down to the sea
I believe in God I believe in mermaids too
I believe in 72 virgins on a chain Why not? Why not?
I believe in the rapture For I've seen your face
On the floor of the ocean At the bottom of the rain
I do Driver Alertness Course I do Husband Alertness Course
I do Mermaid Alertness Course I watch them out on the rocks
They wave at me, they wave at me
They wave and slip back into the sea
chorus (x2)