[Intro:]
(that's how you count: 1.3. 123.4.)
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I sit down at my computer to see
what you have done so far today
it's just nice to see reality
It's just a cool family
Being good to each other
[Prechorus:]
I'm so tired of terrible people
Being admired for being terrible people
but your beard is awesome
and your kids are awesome
and your wife is hotter than expected, and awesome!
[Chorus:]
Ohh.. Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards Oooh,
Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards OH!
You've become an adjective of you own
that means something between extra large and awesome
"Dude, check out this Shay-stuffed pretzel, Whoa!"
I'm so tired of terrible people
Being admired for being terrible people
you a regular guy
but you try
to be something we all can be
[Chorus]
Ohh.. Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards Oooh!
Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards OH!
[Outro]
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