All the sailors with their seasick mamas
hear the sirons on the shore
singing songs for pimps with tailors
who charge ten dollars at the door
~chorus~
you can really learn alot that way
it will change you in the middle of the day
though your confidence may be shattered
it doesnt matter
All the great explorers
are now in granite lake
under white sheets for the great unveiling
at the big parade
~chorus~
All the bush league batters
are left to die on the diamond
in the stands the home crowd scatters
for the turnstiles x3