this is my first contribution but I think its pretty close to the record
ALL THE YOUNG DUDES
Well Billy rapped all night about his suicide
How he'd kick it in the head when he was twenty-five
Speed jive don't want to stay alive when you're twenty-five
And Wendy's stealing clothes from Marks and Sparks
And Freddy's got spots from ripping off the stars
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From his face, funky little boat race
Television man is crazy Saying were juvenile delinquent wrecks
Oh man I need TV when I got T Rex, Oh brother you guessed I'm a dude dad
All the young dudes. Carry the news Boogaloo dudes Carry the news
All the young dudes. Carry the news Boogaloo dudes Carry the news
Now Lucy looks sweet cause he dresses like a queen
But he can kick like a mule its a real mean team
But we can love, oh yes, we can love
And my brothers back at home with his Beatles and his Stones
We never got it off on that revolution stuff
What a drag, too many snags
Now I've drunk a lot of wine and I'm feeling fine Got to race some cat to bed
Oh is there concrete all around Or is it in my head…. Yeah I'm a dude dad
All the young dudes. Carry the news Boogaloo dudes Carry the news
All the young dudes. Carry the news Boogaloo dudes Carry the news