Medical Love Song

...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Python

*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*

Intro:

Verse 1:

Inflam-mation of the foreskin, re-minds me of your smile.

I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for quite a little while.

I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June,

I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon.

Verse 2:

(Faster):

My penile warts, your herpes, my syphilitic sores,

Your Moenelial Infection; how I miss you, more and more.

Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely Gonorrho-ea;

At least we both were lying, when we said that we were clear.

Verse 3:

Our syphilic kisses, sealed the secret of our tryst.

You gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a quick flick of your wrist.

Your Trichovagi-nitis sent shivers down my spine;

I got snail tracks in my anus, when your Spirochaetes met mine.

Chorus 1:

Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.

Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.

Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.

Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior Uve-itis.

Verse 4:

My clapped-out genitalia, is not so bad for me,

As the com-plete and utter failure, every time I try to pee.

My doctor says my blue balls, are the worst he's ever seen.

My scrotum's painted orange, and my balls are turning green.

Verse 5:

My heart is very tender, though my parts are awful raw.

You might have been infected, but you never were a bore.

I'm dying of your love, my love; I'm your Spirochaetal clown.

I've left my body to science, but I'm a-fraid they've turned it down.

Chorus 2:

Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.

Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.

Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.

Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior Uve...itis.

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Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)