Every Sperm Is Sacred

...EVERY SPERM IS SACRED... by Monty Python

*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*

Intro:

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,

There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then;

There are those that follow Mo-hammed, but;

I've never been one of them.

Verse 1:

I'm a Roman Catholic,

And I have been, since before I was born.

And the one thing they say about Catholics, is;

They'll take you, as soon as you're warm.

Verse 2:

You don't have to be a six footer;

You don't have to have a great brain.

You don't have to have any clothes on;

You're a Catholic the moment dad came, because...

Chorus 1:

Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.

If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.

Chorus 2:

Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.

If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.

Chorus 3:

Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground.

God shall make them pay for, each sperm that can't be found.

Chorus 4:

Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good.

Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.

Chorus 5:

Hindu, Taoist, Mor-mon; spill theirs just any-where.

But God loves those who treat their, semen with more care.

Chorus 6:

Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.

If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.

Chorus 7:

Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good.

Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.

Chorus 8:

Every sperm is use-ful, every sperm is fine.

God needs every-bo-dy's; mine, and mine, and mine.

*KEY CHANGE*

Interlude:

Eb Bb7, Ab Eb, Bb7 Eb (x2)

Chorus 9:

Let the Pagans spill theirs, o'er mountain hill and plain;

God shall strike them down for, each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Chorus 10:

Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is good.

Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.

Chorus 11:

Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.

If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate...

Outro:

Ab Ab7 C# C#m, Ab7 (n.C), Eb7 Ab

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Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)