Sammy Sperm- Edgehead7
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Tuning- Standard
Chords used:
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G 320003
E 022100
C x32010
Am x02210
F xx3211
Em 022000
Intro
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Erik loved Candace with love so dear
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He constantly stayed with her for he felt sex was near
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One starry night, Erik's dream finally came true
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And this is the story that I now sing to you
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There they were naked on the bed rolling 'round
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Having lots of fun and making weird sounds
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Erik then took a chance
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He began to masturbate that night
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And it was that moment
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That Sammy Sperm took flight
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(Strum Chords)
Sammy was flying right through the air
With only half of a flagella; no cilia, no hair
His mind was determined, he knew his goal
He had to land inside Candace's hole
Suddenly, Sammy landed inside
He began to swim upward; there was no time to hide
Sammy knew that the egg waited at the end of the trail
Would he be able to fertilize it? His emotions were pure hell
Sammy finished the journey and defied the odds
Pregnancy began because of Erik's rod
Candace was humiliated and extremely sad
But hey, come on, herpes isn't that bad!
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