The Joe Pirret Experience - The Spider Song

THE SPIDER SONG - The Joe Pirret Experience

Tabbed by: pirret67

Email: thejoepirretexperience@hotmail.com

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Tuning: Standard

I cant belive I am even thinking about sending this song is - in fact I belive it is my

to the music industry not to show you how to play this song - but Fuck it - i'm against industry.

Verse 1:

I went for a walk this morning,

Climbed out off my web.

Said goodbye to my uncle,

And to my wife i said.

Chorus:

LIVING IN A HUMANS WORLD!

GO NO PLACE TO REST MY LEGS!

GOT NO HOME!

Verse 2:

A big scary human found me,

And tried to squash me flat,

But I ran away -

Then got chased by a rat.

I ate some ants along my way,

But I'm Still hungry And So I say...

Chorus.

Verse 3:

I found myself in the bathroom,

I got stuck in a bath,

Then I discovered -

The mighty showers wrath.

And the water soaked me -

I found that i could breathe.

For I had crawled into a ball ,

And breathes through air pockets in my knees.

So when i drained down the plug hole,

I had some time to think,

That I might meet my cousin,

Who fell down the kitchen sink.

I emerged in the sewer.

A jobby floated by,

I thought about my wife and kids,

And I began to cry.

Chorus.

Verse 4:

I climbed out of a stank -

Found myself in a dead end street.

Rested in the grass,

Because I felt week.

Eventually I pulled together,

And climbed through an open window,

Found myself surrounded by bug spray,

There was no way to go.

I had patriotic thoughts,

Of my comrades gone before,

I took a wiff of the chemical,

But I'm hard and wanted more.

I began to feel drowsy,

And knew It was the End.

N.C.

(spoken) - so i curled up in a ball and died

I belive thats it.

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