Scotch Woodcock
Balanitis
Tabbed by K-Dizzle
Standard Tuning
Intro:
[Verse 1]
Spent some time with your mom
Rollin' round in bed
How was i to know?
It'd never be the same again
[Chorus]
I've got Balanitis
Oh my God it sucks
My balls are really swollen
Now it just gets stuck
[Verse 2]
Started Getting Problems
Down, in my pants
Went to the doctor
He touched me with his hands
Told me my balls were ruined
Gave me some special pills
Now i'm hallucinating
And i've got the chills
[Chorus x2]
Then comes the bridge, which is just the chorus played twice heavily palm-muted with no singing
[Chorus x3]
[Outro]
If you haven't heard this song, search balanitis on youtube to listen to a crappy
of it, but it's enough to give u the idea of how it sounds. On the actual recording, there's
an electric guitar that plays palm muted power chord versions of all the notes.