“Michigan Sucks” (music from “Runaway Train”)
By: PeeNee
INTRO: C
VERSE 1:
Came to Michigan just to go to school
Had some fun and we thought it would be cool
Made some friends and at first they were straight
We thought the rest of our years would be great
VERSE 2:
Today we’re singing and four years have gone by
After being here that long I want to die
I can’t stand it here another single day
Everyone from this state is fuckin’ gay
CHORUS 1:
Please someone won’t you kill me now
Thanks a lot Michigan…take a fuckin’ bow
You’ve stolen four years right outta my life
G (1)
If you were a person I would stab you with my knife…kniiiife
VERSE 3:
Everyone here drives like they’re drunk
Everywhere you go it smells like a skunk
They think they’re a state, but to us they’re really not
Give it to Canada and let ‘em fuckin’ rot
VERSE 4:
All the dudes love goin’ on their knees
All the chicks here smell like dirty cheese
There’s nothing to do except get fuckin wasted
A hint of this hell you haven’t even tasted
CHORUS 2:
Michigan sucks…I ain’t never goin’ back
They’re like…Canada’s…sweaty little sack
Michigan sucks…I’d never snack on that deed
G (1)
Everyone here is like their own fuckin’ breed…breeeeed
SOLO
VERSE 5:
Half the people here like suckin’ dicks
The other half are just really big hicks
I’ve never seen so many John Deer owners
Michigan is definitely one of God’s biggest boners
CHORUS 1:
Please someone won’t you kill me now
Thanks a lot Michigan…take a fuckin’ bow
You’ve stolen four years right outta my life
G (1)
If you were a person I would stab you with my knife…kniiiife
CHORUS 2:
Michigan sucks…I ain’t never goin’ back
They’re like…Canada’s…sweaty little sack
Michigan sucks…I’d never snack on that deed
G (1)
Everyone here is like their own fuckin’ breed…breeeeed
Snack on C