great and hilarious song,
not such a well-known band
but soon to be popular
the barking spider by:
NAY! We are but men.
Intro – Am
Am Am (silence)
Woooo, Woooo (whisper) Barking Spider!
I’ve been all around the world, I thought I saw everything. But then that fateful day, I was
walking down the road. Then I saw, lying on the mocking ground, next to a giant rock.
There she was.
(pause) It was a barking spider!
It followed me around like a shark in the sea,
right then and there I started drinkin’ me tea,
It was destiny.
Back in me homeland of Tennessee, I knew a good man named lil’ Timmy,
Shimmy-shimmy.
But one day, everything was going insane, and lil’ Timmy got hit by a hurricane!
(silence)
And that oughta suck!
(pause) It was a barking spider!
-guitar solo-
(whisper) That barking spider.
Am (strum once per line)
They found lil’ Timmy on a barbarian island.
Am (strum once per line)
But sadly, before they could reach him,
Am (strum once per line)
He was hit, by a HURRICANE!
(silence)
Again!
And then their expensive boat got hit by a truck,
The sea came to life, and so did the muck!
All right!
All right!
Am (one strum to end the song)
(pause) It was a barking spider!