Song: The STD Song
Artist: Josh Green
Album: Untitled
Hey guys! this is my first attempt at one of these on here. I hop you guys enjoy this
I wrote! It really gets the crowd going at my shows! You can check it out at my website below.
http://www.myspace.com/joshgreenonline
Chords Used:
D: xx0323
A: 002220
Em: 022000
G: 320033
Verse 1:
What do I do, I accidentally screwed you
I smoked a little too much
I was drunk. I was real real drunk.
Verse 2:
You came to my table and asked me to dance
The next thing you know I'm in the bathroom and
Where the hell are my pants?
Verse 3:
A few hours later I was itching and a scratching
And I didn’t know what to do.
So I went to the doctor and the doctor said
"How the hell am I gonna tell you that she gave you
Chorus:
Gohnerrea, Syphilis, HIV
That’s what that asshole gave to me
Mumps, bumps, even the herpes
That asshole gave them all to me
Yeah, well I’m pissing green
On my own sexually transmitted disease
I got STD’s every god damn disease, every damn disease
D, A, Em, G (2x)
Verse 4:
What am I supposed to tell my girl?
I guess I have to tell her the truth
Well she should already know
Verse 5:
Cause I know that I ain't been with anybody else
And I know that she gave them all to me
Yeah she gave them all to me, yeah she gave me
Chorus:
Gohnerrea, Syphilis, HIV
That’s what that asshole gave to me
Mumps, bumps, even the herpes
That asshole gave them all to me
Yeah, well I’m pissing green
On my own sexually transmitted disease
I got STD’s every god damn disease, every damn disease
D, A, Em, G (2x)