Intro C, F, C, F
What do Tigers dream of, when the take a little tiger snooze.
Do they dream of mauling Zebras, or Halle Berry in her Cat Women suit.
But don't you worry your pretty striped head.
Were gonna get you back to Tyson, and your cozy tiger bed.
Then were gonna find our best friend Doug.
And then were gonna give him a best friend hug.
Doug! Doug! Oh! Doug! Douggy Douggy Doug Doug.
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth twekers...
Then were shit outa luck