Dewey Cox - Dear Mr. President
Capo on 1st
Dear Mr. President, I want you to know,
I am deeper than you, listen and learn,
My heart is a chapel, my head is a steeple,
My arms are the people, and the people now yearn.
I stand for the midget, I stand for the negro,
I stand for the injun, all hopped up on booze,
I stand for the jap, and I stand for the beaner,
I stand, yes I do, for the christ-killin' jew.
And I stand for the dyke, and I stand for the retard,
I stand for the chinaman, washing my socks,
I stand for the bum, and the pimp, and the bugger,
And the cripple that lives, on my street in a box.
To conclude, Mr. President, I'm not at all hesitant,
To tell you I think, the first ladie's a fox,
Her husband, the jerk off, has ruined my country,
That's all for today, sincerely, D. Cox.
Tabbed by Icarus Tyler