From "Club Dread"
Hilarious. The strumming pattern is a full strum, a muted strum, and two quick
strums on each chord. You can cheat and just do full/mute/full/mute and it sounds pretty good.
They call me the mayor,
Cause I spend all my days here,
And you would too, if you knew what I know.
(Pinacoladaberg)
Got a tropical treat,
Sucked straight from the coconut’s teat.
When mixed just right it makes your short hairs grow.
Got a hole in my straw hat,
two tires on my jeep flat.
Maybe today…I’ll stay out of the sun.
(Pinacoladaberg)
But the ladies are flockin',
That means it’s time to start cockin’,
That brain-freeze nectar…that fills my fun-gun!
Pour still another glass,
In Pinacoladaberg.
Coconut milk with a pineapple splash.
Don’t forget that the Rum comes third!
Passed out flat on my ass,
In Pinacoladaberg!
Blood-shot eyes and a “sorba” stash
Mouth tastes like piñata turd.
Promised I’d take it slow,
‘round In Pinacoladaberg.
Booze-soaked lava is starting to flow,
Guess I’ll have to drink my words.
With bikinis to my right,
God bless Pinacoladaberg!!
This loud mouth soup makes my head feel light…
Makes me feel like a dirty bird!
Dang - these drinks are strong…
Shouldn’t have smoked that bong!
Now I’m too drunk to sing this song…