Artist: Brett Domino
Song:Domino's Gillian McKeith Song
Brett Domino's Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/brettdomino
Tabbed by:Jack Sharp
Tuning:Standard
So I know this song is really more of a parody then an actual song but I really
like it and i'm guessing alot of people out there would like to know how to play
it so here it is :) All credit goes to Brett Domino for writing this hilarious song.
Intro: - - x2
1st Verse:
Oh Gillian McKeith, what are you doing on 'I'm a Celebrity'?
I sit and watch in disbelief, as you're passing out on the ground every
night on ITV.
A (strum once for this line) E F#m D
Well Gilly used to say she's a doctor, but she doesn't have a PHD,
And apparently now she's a celebrity, but she's never been in Heat
magazine.
Well clearly I'm wrong, as either way she's in the Jungle,
But recently poor Gillian, she's been having a bit of trouble.
Chorus:
Oh Gilly, why've you been so silly?
I wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilli,
So why d'ya go and do it? Everybody must have told ya,
Don't go on that programme if you've got all kinds of phobias.
Oh Mrs McKeith, you're not gonna get any relief,
'Cause the public seem to like causing grief,
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So the fainting's only going to increase.
2nd Verse:
Maybe it's because you lied about your doctorate,
Maybe it's because you don't like eating chocolate,
Maybe it's because of your obsession with poo,
Maybe it's because you look a bit like a goose.
Maybe it's because you're pissing people off,
Pretending to fall over every time you see a wasp.
I don't deny it must be hard, the tasks they do look tricky,
But can't you tackle them a bit more like that Linford Christie?
2nd Chorus:
Oh Gilly, why've you been so silly?
I wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilli,
So why d'ya go and do it? Surely everybody told you,
Don't go on that programme if you've got arachnophobia.
Oh Gillian, why're you such a silly'un?
First of all you must be getting paid about a million,
You must have seen the show before - with your eyes so reptilian,
So I've no sympathy you've made yourself into a villain.
. . . . . .
Oh Gillian (McKeith).