The Outhouse by Angela Durand & Gerry Penner
Parody of House Of The Rising Sun
There is an outhouse where we camp; It's painted ugly brown,
And if you look on down that hole,
You'll see one heck of a mound
You guys, you're the lucky ones, you pee standing on your feet
Us gals, we have no other choice,
Than to sit on that ice-cold seat.
Oh Mothers, tell your children, to watch out where they aim,
Cos if there's urine on the floor,
Well you're the ones to blame.
Well the odour of the outhouse, it really does offend
Sometimes the smell is so bad
That I'd rather wear Depends
There is an outhouse where we camp; It's painted ugly brown,
And if you fall on down that hole,
Your body will never be found
END
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