SONG: Lonely Pew
ARTIST: Dan Studney and Kevin Murphy
From the musical, Reefer Madness The Musical
The service today was really exciting!
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Yahweh was mad, and did plenty of smiting!
With locusts and plagues, and little green froggies
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All that and more thundered down from the sky
I reached for your hand like I always do
But beside me was just an empty wooden pew
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There's hymnals and a rosary
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But they don't keep me company
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The wafers now don't taste so great
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They won't transubstantiate
Without you near the gospel choir sounds askew
Jimmy, come back and fill my lonely pew!
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A gloomy church that you're not in can lead a girl to mortal sin!
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A lady asked: "Is this seat taken?"
I lied, I guess!
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I told her, "Yes!"
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I pray a holy shining star will lead you home from where you are
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In a fog or lost at sea...or could it be you're tired of me?
It's a line of thought I'd rather not pursue!
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Jimmy, come back and fill my lonely
pew!