SOUTH PARK - Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch
by Eric Cartman
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Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
e--3---3----3---3-5-3--|
B----5---5----5--------|
G----------------------|
D----------------------|
A----------------------|
E----------------------|
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
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Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;
ring
e-----------------------------------------------------8-7--|
B----------7---9---10------------------8-10-11-10-8--------|
G--6-6/5/4--------------8--9--11---9-9--------------9------|
D------------9---9----9---9--9----9------------------------|
A----------------------------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------------------------|
I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa
Guide:
In 1st strophe C should be like this (355533) and G like this (334553)and C# and G# in
stophe just slide down neck and so til end.
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