The Homo Song
By Mara Levi
http://www.maralevi.com/
Tuning: Standard with CAPO on the 1st fret
Here are some chords that might not be recognized or known by most people because it's
the right label. This is just to make it easier for everyone else. If anyone knows the
name of the chord, message/comment me what it is, and I'll be sure to change it.
For the first G in each verse, you pluck the E string, and then strum the chord.
For the last C in the song, you pluck the e string then the B string one after the
and then you strum the chord.
For the strumming pattern, just listen to the song, it's pretty simple.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9QhGkRu0qA&feature=channel
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Dear old Mrs. So and So,
I thought I'd call and let you know
Your daughter is a big HOMO
And she's lying next to me
She came here of her own volition
No doubt wasting her tuition
Still it's true and now you're wishin'
She weren't here with me
She's been acting out this way
Since long before the fateful day
I brought her home so she could stay
Lying next to me
No matter how you sulk and fret
It's only girls that make her wet
And since it's true, well you can bet
She's lying next to me
Dear old Mr. So and So,
I thought I'd call and let you know
Your daughter is a big HOMO
And she's lying next to me
She loves you still, she always will
But you can't fix her with a pill
Or try to take a-way the thrill
Of lying next to me
She wants your love and your respect
But if you push, she'll push right back
'Cause she's got friends and you've got JACK
If you don't let her be
For the apple of your eye
There must be something you can try
'Cause I can't stand to see her cry
Lying next to me
Dear old Mrs. So and So,
Just call her up and let her know
She can be a big HOMO
And you'll still love her so.