Ugly Baby

This song is hilarious, most of it should be right. I went over it a bunch

of times, any corrections send it my way. www.vincecarone.com

Chords

Intro

My lady gives birth today

I run to her room right away

She smiles with glee, then hands her to me

I look at my newborn and say

Damn that's an ugly baby

Damn that's an ugly ass baby

I'm feeling quite concerned

My semen must have turned

Cause damn that's an ugly baby

This is just what I feared

Her head is mis-shaped and weird

She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big

But her hair color doesn't match her beard

Damn that's an ugly baby

Damn that's an ugly ass baby

I give the doc a smack-in

And say can't you stuff her back-in

Cause damn that's an ugly baby

And when she smiles I find

Shane Mcgallowyn comes to mind

I almost start to cry

When I look into her good eye

I always wanted kids

Is it wrong to hope for SIDS

Then the doctor calls me in

Mr. Lynch she has a twin

Damn that's a good lookin baby

1 for 2 on the good lookin baby

I almost start to weep, now this one we can keep

Cause that one's an ugly ass baby

(sometimes he does this part which is just the chorus chords)

She got 1 good tooth and one ear and one eye

And thank God just one nose but it sits on her thigh

And the thought of changing her diaper each day

Or powdering her ass with that tail in the way

Oh no, not me, I don't want no ugly baby