Ballad Of The Wookies

Ballad of the Wookies

I'm growing old like a Wookie

I'm growing old like a Wookie

Gonna move to Endor

Get a treehouse on Endor

Gonna get small and white

Gonna get small and white

Verse 2

And I can't fly my space ship

'cause I'm too fucking small

And I can't drink with Lando

'cause I can't drink at all

(Wookie noises)

Verse 3

And I can't wear a bandolier (sp?)

Or shoot a bowcaster

'cause I'm getting pretty short

And my hair is turning white

And I'm afraid of Threepio

When Luke makes him fly

Note: to play the happier version of the song use both major chords (E and A). For the sad version use

both minor chords (Em and Am).