Intro:
I got friends that are hard to refuse.
There’s Bud and there’s Miller and there’s Jack Daniels too.
Let's not forget Cuervo, he’s long been my hero,
There’s Becks and Corona to name but a few
The sauce is my saviour, despite my behaviour
It’s hard to resist a good brew.
But if I can get sober, I’ll drag myself over
And we’ll raise just a small glass or two…
Chorus:
My liver’s been battered and bruised,
My head is all messed up and I'm so confused.
Tomorrow I'll give up the booze.
If I can get sober I'll drag myself over,
And pick up a 6-pack and drink it with you.
I couldn't drink more if I tried,
So how come each morning my mouth is so dry?
It got me to thinkin’, if I stopped my drinkin’
Would I be a more reasonable guy?
Some say stayin’ sober is like playin’ poker;
We all know we’ll lose in the end.
It’s true I'm no winner, I'm a miserable sinner,
Ain’t a lifestyle that I recommend
Repeat Chorus
The doctor said, “Son here’s the deal -
Your condition is one that’s unlikely to heal.
I admire your style boy, but you live in denial boy.
I suggest you abandon your automobile.”
Chorus 3:
My livers been battered and bruised
My head is all messed up and I'm so confused
Tomorrow I'll give up the booze
If I can get sober I’ll drag my ass over,
And pick up a 6-pack and drink it with you.
When I get my car back, I'll pick up a 6-pack,
And drive myself over and drink it with you.