I didn't write these, they are from http://wiki.illemonati.com.
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In an airplane, I was flying.
Just a flight attendant guy.
I can be clumsy, and I stumbled
out the door, into the sky.
Now I am falling through the air.
Wind and regret flow through my hair.
All I can do right now is stare down at the ocean.
Suddenly, there’s a ring in my cell phone. I pick it up.
It’s the Angel of Death, and he says “Wazzup?”
(C)
I say, “What is it this time?”
And he’s like “Well, hello, goodbye, I’ll see you in Hell.”
He can be like that sometimes, he’s such a nut.
So I snicker and say, “I’d love to, but
A Ab G F# F G Ab B C D E (bass)
gravity’s calling, I’ve got some falling to do.”
I’m in a state of shock, but it’s something new.
I guess it all depends on your point of view. It’s true.
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CODA:
A Caug C F#dim F Ab C (same bass)
F Ab C Eb (x8, fade)