BASS:
(x4)
VERSE:
Tiptoed up the stairs, climbed into the attic
(x2)
Opened up my Grandma’s trunk, well isn’t this dramatic?
E5 [E G C G A C A G bass](x4)
There was a label on the side reading “E.A.P.”
I wondered to myself, What could this be?
I dashed to my projector with excitement in my eyes
And as the footage rolled it rather took me by surprise
CHORUS:
‘cause Elvis Porn is what I viewed
There he was, completely in the nude
Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips
Singing in the microphone and shaking his hips
Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole
The big fat buck naked king of rock and roll,
he was devoid of any clothes, with his naughty bits exposed
Oh, what a sight, that Elvis Porn
(or)
No blue suede shoes covering up his little toes,
no white jumpsuit, and nobody knows
the tale behind this Elvis Porn