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Last night, outta the blue,
driftin' off to the evening news
You said "Honey, what would you do,
if you'd never met me"
I just laughed, said "I don't know,
but I could take a couple guesses though"
And then tried to dig real deep,
said, "Darlin' honestly
I'd Do a lot more offshore fishin',
I'd probably eat more drive-thru chicken
Take a few strokes off my golf game,
if I'd have never known your name
I'd still be drivin' that old green 'Nova,
I probably never would have heard of yoga
Be a better football fan,
but if I was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well, I'd be lookin' for a woman like you"
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I could tell that got her attention,
so I said, "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention
I wouldn't trade a single day
for 400 years the other way"
She just smiled and rolled her eyes,
'cause she's heard all of my lies
I said, "C'mon on girl, seriously,
if I hadn't been so lucky
I'd be shootin' pool in my bachelor pad,
playin' bass in my cover band
Restockin' up cold Bud Light,
play poker every Tuesday night, yeah
I'd have a dirt bike in the shed
and not one throw pillow on the bed
I'd keep my cash in a coffee can,
but if I was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well I'd be looking for a woman like you"
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She knows what a mess I'd be
if I didn't have her here
But to be sure, I whispered in her ear
"You know I get sick deep-sea fishin',
and you make the best fried chicken
I got a hopeless golf game,
I love the sound of your name
I might miss that old green 'Nova,
but I love watchin' you Do yoga
I'd take a gold band on my hand
over being a single man
'Cause honestly I don't know what I'd Do
If I'd never met a woman like you"
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