Intro: (3x)
I just got offa work at five
Drivin' that old van I drive
Overalls and dirty boots
But Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit
So when I walked into that fancy store
They looked at me like I was poor
But a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir
(let it ring - then pop thumb on soundboard)
It went from "Don't take checks" to "Right away, yes sir!"
CHORUSL
Upper Middle Class White Trash
My pockets can't hold all my cash
Cuz one day I stopped to pee
Got some gas and won the lottery
Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood
My friends and family they're all livin'
pretty good
The trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
(stop) (mute strings and strum 2x)
and Upper Middle Class White Trash
I got my home boy Chris a brand new shop
For all those cars on cinder blocks
And cousin Charlie he thinks it's cool
(stop)
To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimming pool
I had a birthday party for momma last night
In her 90 and a half foot triple wide
You ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen
(let it ring)
NASCAR on a 60 inch plasma screen
CHORUS
BRIDGE:
(let it ring)
Buyin chicken wings by the bucket
(let it ring)
We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it'
(let it ring)
All the Miller Lite that you can handle
(let ring) (strum 2x speed - then let it ring) А hundred and 57 movie channels....
heh heh heh...
CHORUS: slightly modified
Upper Middle Class White Trash
Our pockets can't hold all our cash
Cuz one day I stopped to pee
Got some gas and won the lottery-yee-yee
Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood
My friends and family they're
all livin' pretty good
My trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
(stop)
and Upper Middle Class White Trash
So pop a top, sit back and relax
All you Upper Middle Class White Trash...