Intro:
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Takes a dump in a coffee can
Plays some games with a grudge
Gonna shit out some anal fudge
Look out, here comes some shitty games
Alcohol is his power source
Takes a piss like a drunken horse
Climbs a wall then he falls
This game sucks his spider balls
Oh no, he's playing the shitty games
(Pluck the bass string first, then the chord itself:)
When he plays his games he feels so ashamed
He shoots web from his wrist
But now Spiderman's fuckin... pissed
Angry Nerd, Angry Nerd
Rather suck on a frozen turd
Or eat some crap from a moose
Gonna chug down some poopy juice
These games are such a great big fuck-up
They make you wanna throw up
(alt)
All over Spider...Man...