Pretty Pimpin

Tuning: Standard

Capo on the first fret

[Intro]

[Verse 1]

I woke up this morning

Didn’t recognize the man in the mirror

Then I laughed and I said, “Oh silly me, that’s just me”

Then I proceeded to brush some stranger’s teeth

But they were my teeth, and I was weightless

Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom

[Chorus]

I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean

But it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

Then Saturday came around and I said “Who’s this stupid clown

blocking the bathroom sink?”

[Bridge]

All he ever wanted was to be someone in life that was just like

All I want is to just have fun

Live my life like a son of a gun

I could be one thousand miles away but still mean what I say

[Verse 2]

Then I woke up one morning

Didn’t recognize the man in the mirror

Then I laughed and I said, “Oh silly me, that’s just me”

Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger’s hair

Never was my style

[Chorus]

But I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean

Because it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

Then Saturday came around and I said “Who’s this stupid clown

blocking the bathroom sink?”

But he was sporting all my clothes, I gotta say pretty pimpin

[Solo]

[Bridge]

All he ever wanted was to be a man

But he was always a little too cute to be admitted under "marbles lost"

He was always a thousand miles away while still standing in front of your face

[Verse 3]

Then he woke up this morning

Didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror

Then laughed and said, “Oh silly me, that’s just me”

Then I proceeded to brush some stranger’s teeth

But they were my teeth, and I was weightless

Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom

[Chorus]

But I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean

Because it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

Then Saturday came around and I said “Who’s this stupid clown

blocking the bathroom sink?”

But he was sporting all my clothes, I gotta say pretty pimpin

I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror x6