Well call this number now
Even though I’m feeling low myself
Ill try and help
Talk for as long as you can afford
Pay me with your idle chatter
Ill give you my usual patter
You may be mad as a hatter
Voices never tell
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If I fill a space that so is hollow
Surely peak rate doesn't matter
Rule the world and marry Francis
I’m sorry that this call is tapped
So there’s no trouble
After 10 the rates go double
But if you are on a roll
Well carry on long distance kissing
Ill be the brunette that you are missing
Well if I could see your eyes
Maybe I could take you as sincere
But as it stands, youre just a joke for the girls in the bar
Please dont think your name is sticking
As you watch your units ticking
I know if I ask you to hold
Ask me if you can
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