Intro:
Cos he gets up in the morning
And he goes to work at nine
And he comes back home at five thirty,
Gets the same train every time
Cos his world is built on punctuality,
It never fails
Chorus:
Cos he's oh so good, and he's oh so fine
And he's oh so healthy in his body and his mind
He's a well respected man about town
Doing the best things so conservatively
And his mother goes to meetings
While his father pulls the maid
And she stirs the tea with councilors
While discussing foreign trade
And she passes looks as well as Bill's
At every suave young man
Chorus:
Cos he's oh so good, and he's oh so fine
And he's oh so healthy in his body and his mind
He's a well respected man about town
Doing the best things so conservatively
And he likes his own backyard
And he likes his fags the best
Cos he's better than the rest
And his arm sweat smells the best
And he hope to grab his father's loot
When Pater passes on
Chorus:
Cos he's oh so good, and he's oh so fine
And he's oh so healthy in his body and his mind
He's a well respected man about town
Doing the best things so conservatively
And he plays the stocks and shares
And he goes to a regatta
He adores the girl next door
'Caus he's dying to get at her
But his mother knows the best
About the matrimonial stakes
Chorus:
Cos he's oh so good, and he's oh so fine
And he's oh so healthy in his body and his mind
He's a well respected man about town
Doing the best things so conservatively