Mayo

Mayo

Written by: Kenny & Rude Boy Rob

I am a country boy of the name of martin ni hul

i was born and raised on a country farm with animals as my companions

Chorus:

Mayo, Castlecomber, Mulingar, Rathowth, kildare, the long mile road,

yea and Antrim and county tipp.

I said to my mother one fine morn i wish to be wed

she said dont be silly there not a fuckin woman and you'll have

to settle for a calf.

chours:

so i rode that calf for many a fine day and then i married my cousin

we've been married now for forth odd years and our kids are fucking

rednecks.

chours:

so when my wife goes out to mass on a chrisp and sunday morn

i go down to the local barn and i fill the cattle with sperm

chours:

C Am.

and mayo and castlecomber.

i hope you enjoy the song it came from the heart.