Intro: Em Cmaj7 Am(9) B7 Em Cmaj7 Am(9) B7
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
Am(9)
While j***ing off listening to mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
Cmaj7 Am(9)
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
Am(9)
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
Am(9)
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…
You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Am(9)
Secretly you’re so amused
That nobody understands you
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
Am(9) B7
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more make up than...
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
Am(9)
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
Am(9)
No you don’t even like
C#m7(b5)
No you don’t even like…
Ur so gay ur so gay
You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
You pull em' down and there’s really nothing there
Am(9) B7(4)/Eb
I wish you would just be real with me
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
Am(9)
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
Am(9)
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like… PENIS!