This chords for this one are pretty easy.
This is CAPO 8!!!
or not... however you wanna sing it.
(Relative to Capo)
Em7 020000, F#7 242322, then Bm7 X24232
(the very last chord is Bmaj7 X24342)
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside ----- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
You should be able to get it from here...
If you need more help, (with the strumming pattern, singing, etc...) here's the video I
the tab from... he's not the best singer, but his tab is Spot-On!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFuzLWBTuhg