Twisted- Joni Mitchell
Tabbed by Robin Young
Chords:
A7: 001010
B7: 024242
D7: 000212
D9: 054555
Em7: 022030
G9: 0-10-9-10-10-10
My analyst told me that I was right out of my head
The way he de-scribed it he said I’d be better dead than live
I didn’t listen to his jive
I knew all along that he was all wrong
And I knew that he thought
I was crazy but I’m not, oh, no
My analyst told me that I was right out of my head
He said I need treatment but I’m not that easily led
He said I was the type that was most inclined
When out of his sight to be out of my mind
And he thought I was nuts
No more ifs or ands or buts
They say as a child I ap-peared
A little bit wild with all my cra-zy ideas
But I knew what was happening
I knew I was a genius
What’s so strange when you know
That you’re a wiz-ard at three?
I knew that this was meant to be
Now I heard little children
Were sup-posed to sleep tight
That’s why I got into the vodka one night
My parents got frantic, didn’t know what to do
But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to
Now do you think I was crazy?
I may have been only three but I was swingin’
They all laughed at A. Graham Bell
They all laughed at Edison
And also at Einstein
So why should I feel sorry if they just couldn’t understand
The idiomatic logic that went on in my head?
I had a brain, it was insane
Oh, they used to laugh at me
When I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses
All be-cause there was no dri-ver at the top
My analyst told me that I was right out of my head
But I said, “Dear doc-tor, I think that it’s you instead
Because I have got a thing that’s unique and new
To prove it I’ll have the last laugh on you
‘Cause in-stead of one head, I got two
And you know two heads are better than one”