Re Your Brainsv3

[Verse]

Heya Tom, it’s Bob From the office down the hall

Good to see you buddy, how’ve you been?

Things have been OK for me except that I’m a zombie now

I really wish you’d let us in

I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand

Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands

But here’s an FYI: you’re all gonna die screaming

[Chorus]

All we want to do is eat your brains

We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no-one’s gonna eat your

eyes

All we want to do is eat your brains

Em Bm C (C/B C C/B C C/B)

We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

If you open up the doors

We’ll all come inside and eat your brains

[Verse]

I don’t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?

To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?

Maybe that’s OK for now but someday you’ll be out of food and guns

And then you’ll have to make the call

I’m not surprised to see you haven’t thought it through enough

You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff

But Tom, that’s what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

[Chorus]

All we want to do is eat your brains

We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no-one’s gonna eat your eyes

All we want to do is eat your brains

We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

If you open up the doors

We’ll all come inside and eat your brains

I’d like to help you Tom, in any way I can

I sure appreciate the way you’re working with me

I’m not a monster Tom, well, technically I am

I guess I am

[Verse]

I’ve got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up

I know we’ll get to common ground somehow

Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors

I guess we’ll table this for now

I’m glad to see you take constructive criticism well

Thank you for your time I know we’re all busy as hell

And we’ll put this thing to bed when I bash your head open

[Chorus]

All we want to do is eat your brains

G D C (C/B C C/B C C/B)

We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no-one’s gonna eat your eyes

All we want to do is eat your brains

Em Bm C (C/B C C/B C C/B)

We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

If you open up the doors

We’ll all come inside and eat your brains