Intro:
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[Verse 1]
I can run a hundred miles
without stoppin' for rest
I can stay under water for
five minutes on a single breath
[Bridge]
When I focus my mind I
always reach my goal
But there's one thing
I cannot control...
[CHORUS]
I come too fast!
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A couple strokes and my
erection is a
thing of the past
I come too fast!
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
Sometimes it's even
game over
before I take off my pants
[Verse 2]
I've read all the articles
and I've tried every trick
Thinking of Sports or naked
Cathy Bates in About Schmidt
[Bridge]
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll
last a minute or two
But if we doggie-style
oh man I'm schrewed!
[CHORUS]
I come too fast!
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
I carry a spare pare of
underwear in case a
girl sits on my lap
I come too fast!
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
I swear I'll even shoot
my load... if a
fly lands on my shaft.
Oooooh...