A great song by comedian Jon Lajoie about Britney Spears. I've tabbed it out here, the
tabbed parts should probably have a bit of distortion, the chords should be played
clean, and they may be easier if you put a capo on and transpose it a little; but this
is how I play it.
Intro: X2
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Britney, I can fell your sadness
The World is filled with madness
And everybody takes It out on you
And there's nothing you can do, but
Girl I want you to know
That I'm not one of those because
I don't care what they all say
I'd still have sex with you
Any day
Any day
(This guitar part comes in after the first "Any Day")
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Britney, Nobody really knows you
yet they all think they can judge you
Although I'm not a fan of your music
The way the treat you, girl, It makes me sick.
Just know that I can hear your cries,
and I still love to get between those thighs, because
I don't care what they all say
I'd still have sex with you
Any day
Any day
(This guitar part comes in after the first "Any Day")
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And If you want to marry me
As long as I don't have to sign a prenup I agree
(This Guitar part plays under the above lines)
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I don't care what they all say
No I don’t care what they all say
I'd still tap that ass
Any day
Enjoy, I'd say it's 99% right, remember to listen to the song for timings.
Peace
John Cammies