Standard Tunning:
Girl, im a sexually attractive man.
That makes me a good artist.
This is my new single…
I hope you like it.
Wealthy men hired me
to sing this song that they wrote for me.
They’re investing in this quasi-music video,
and theyre paying to get a bid on the radio.
(on the radio)
And they’re gonna sell a million (a million),
Yes it’s gonna go platinum…
‘Cause they’ll market this song
to young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.
‘Cause all you gotta say is,
ohh baby i love you and girl i need you in my world.
‘Cause they’ll market this song
to young impressionable and insecure teenage girls.
‘Cause all they gotta do
is find a sexually attractive man
that can sing all the words.
(and now the token rap verse
that doesnt make any sense
but helps to get a small percentage
of the urban music market)
The rest is pretty much the same. Enjoy! :]