Well, he's not, very handsome, to look at
Oh, he's shaggy, and he eats, like a hog
And he's always killin' my chickens
That dirty old egg sucking dog
Chorus:
Egg suckin' dog
I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground
If you don't stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg sucking hound
Now if he don't, stop eatin', my eggs up
Though I'm not a real bad guy
I'm goin' to get my rifle and send him
To that great chicken house in the sky
Chorus:
Egg suckin' dog
You're always hangin' around
But you'd better stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg sucking hound