Wake up major and stitch on your hat
You fell out of bed, and then you landed in the cache
So what's in your diary today?
Call on your main man, what can he do for you?
Hang out with stupid, so you can tell him what to do
Major, this is your day
-Pre Chorus-
Livin' alone in a jar never gets you very far
-Chorus-
He can read your mind, make you feel alright
Sgt. Major knows what you want
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star
Yeah the Major knows what you want
Take out your paper and throw it all away
Everything is useless ain't got a lot to say
Major this is your way
The major is drowning 'cause he opened his mouth
He starts to explain it, but nothing's coming out
Major what can you say?
-Pre Chorus-
I hope that you like who you are
Livin' alone in a jar never gets you very far
-Chorus-
He can read your mind, make you feel alright
Sgt. Major knows what you want
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star
Yeah the Major knows what you want
Bridge
I know that you think that you made it
I know what I meant to say
While you looked in the mirror
I was getting away
For you there is there is nothing to say
-Chorus-
He can read your mind, make you feel alright
Sgt. Major knows what you want
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star
Yeah the Major knows what you want
Woo hoo
Woo hoo