INTRO:
VERSE 1:
Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else
That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12
We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour
Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme
PRE-CHORUS:
So if you grow your knowledge tree
Hydroponically
Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to Cannabis College
CHORUS:
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VERSE 2:
Instead of writing boring papers
you'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes
You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced
that you're acing physics
You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples
and carving cans
You passed your first exam
PRE-CHORUS:
So if you take your notes and tokes
Of signals made of smoke
No joke it is, off you Go to Cannabis College
And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory
Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory?
CHORUS:
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La la laa laa la la la laa
La la laa laa la la la laa
La la laa laa la la la laa
INTERLUDE:
VERSE 3:
Tell me have you met Professor Chong, he's been here
who knows how long
His lectures often cover all the classics, from Northern Cal
to Oregon
Throughout the days it's Dr Dre from the payphone era
of the Dark Side of the Moon, and it's Purple Haze
And some random acid tracks by Patrick Boone
PRE-CHORUS:
With THC, PhDs, a BА in euphoria
Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia
Job offers aplenty we got our GPAs at 4 point 20
Get the blunted edge, a certificate that says
I made it through college
CHORUS:
La la laa laa la la la laa
La la laa laa la la la laa
La la laa laa la la la laa
La la laa laa la la la laa
Repeat chorus until end.