Вступление
1. A Christmas Clone (D major)
[Chorus]
Decorating trees with my Christmas clone
Havin' lots of fun with my Christmas clone
Startin' to catch feelings for my Christmas clone
Oops, now we're expecting
2. A Nice Christmas Dinner (No key)
[Hook]
N.C.
Let's have a nice Christmas dinner
N.C.
Just a nice Christmas dinner
N.C.
Let's have a nice Christmas dinn-
N.C.
I don't know, I think Kanye has a point
3. December Birthdays feat. The Royalty Free Christmas Choir (Eb major)
[Chorus]
If your birthday falls in December,
You just get one set of gifts
That's the rule, no whining or bitching
You are a burden to your family
Wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-e-e-e-e-e
4. A Message for Santa (D major and Ab major)
[Intro]
I got one message for Santa
I hope you hear me well
A-doot doot doot-doot doo-doo-
[Chorus]
Give me the Shrek 5 trailer
Or else I'll launch the nukes (He'll do it)
Santa if you think that I am bluffing
I have men on the inside waiting on my command, all I have to do is text them "ALPHA, TANGO, FOXTROT" and
they'll send the world back to the Stone Age, Santa, if you don't give me that trailer, everyone's blood will
be on your fat, jolly hands
5. A Musical Review of Avatar: The Way of Water (C major)
[Intro]
I wanted more tail sex
6. How to Make Another Christmas Cocktail (C major and Ab major)
[Verse]
One shot tequila
Two shots tequila
Three shots tequila
Better make it four, now,
[Chorus]
Drink until there's a Shrek 5 trailer
AAAAHH...
7. A Song about Candy Canes (C major)
[Intro]
Candy canes are the perfect weapon
'Cause they're edible evidence