Intro: }x2
summer is upon us the sun is blisterin'
and all of my valuables are turnin' up missin'
can't find my lawn chair can't find my radio
can't find my lawn rake can't find the garden hose
can't find the cans to through away the trash
may I should cut the grass
Fescu's growin' up higher and higher
guess I went a little crazy with the fertlizer
can't find the bar-b-que can't find the meat
can't see the neighbours house 'cross the street
can't find both hands if I use my ass
maybe I should cut the grass
woulda done it earlier but I'm alleric
much to cheap to get a service
ticket from the city for a violation
neighbours think I'm dead or on a long vaction
well I got a new shiny ridin' mower
it's a three blade cutter with four cup holders
where it's gone to is just bewilderin'
went to ask my wife and children
found her keys and purse but they ain't come back
maybe I should cut the grass
I'd get a herd of goats so they could chew it
law and order lawyer said he would sue it
yoga teacher said I should breathe and stay calm
I'm on craigslist tryin' to buy some napalm
well it's gotten so quiet can't hear the wind blow
and it's gettin' kinda shady 'round the upstairs windows
the dog just whimpers won't go outside
I sit up in my bed at night
listenin' to the lawn clawin' at the glass
maybe I should cut the grass
maybe I should cut the grass
maybe I should cut the grass