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G Em D G Em (faster) G Em G D (x8)
So banish me to the furnace, I must own though
My actions are in no way born out of some sort of Darwinist offensive
I just get a bit fidgety times; thumbs twiddle in the middle of a funfair
High jinks to break up the so-so, methinks we need a little ho ho ho.
Go - Earls Court; a bag of rivets for the goon at the entrance
Straightways the floor gets slippery, eyes glaze and Bobby's getting jittery
Don't tease him, it don't please him, what's that you want me to appease him?
How so sir? with Tetris? Not possible - didn't bring the GameBoy.
Took problem chimp to the ideal Home Show
Once in a while I need these childish kicks
Took problem chimp to the Ideal Home Show
D,
God speed the trial to cite my childish kicks.
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
Wade in the water, wade in the
Brickbats for Sottsass, bouquets for the chuckling footstool
In the heart of darkness there are no hassle free cabinets
Sometimes occasional tables, mid-air look kind of dangerous
Llewelyn-Bowen, two Carols, go on bobby - both barrels.
Three cheers for the infinite leaflets, ticker tape got me thinking of Kempes
Funky fabric, hip hip hooray, there's no stopping him, rip rip away
Heaven yes, distant now, one imagines after this lot
Still gasp at his agility albeit in the tree of tranquillity
Yes it's a mess I don't deny the crime, but look I've reduced your ironing time
Multifunctional, ain't that what you call it? Well here's a thought feel free to install it
Your sink may well be superior but we all stink once we reach the interior
Next week I'm taking him up west: we've not seen Lord of the Dance.
Took problem chimp to the ideal Home Show
Once in a while I need these childish kicks
Took problem chimp to the Ideal Home Show
D, (x4)
God speed the trial to cite my childish kicks.
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
Wade in the water, wade in the water children