Вступление
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I’m a hard-jackin’ sound-scraping jump-uppin’ left-of-centre
Freakbeat affair who refuses to worship at the altar of Detroit.
I’m a funked-up holy roller, I’ve got a Nu House where the Old Skool used to be.
Eggs bread cigs milk, eggs bread cigs milk.
I’m light and dark, phat and mean; King of the Frankfurt jazz-tip scene
Amen injections, sex-beat electro drops like you’ve never heard before.
Reminds our kid of Moroder. Reminds our kid of Moroder.
Moroder, Moroder
M’road out of here is a trunk route: A552, A552.
We got ten out of ten in Jockey Slut,
Four out of five in Mixmag
Wax and Update wanna do features.
Do you ken Kenny Ken with his AKA? A K A.
Steve Madden, Steve Madden
Charles Nove, Leskanich, Leskanich.
Stretch and Vern, look and learn – it’s 1am and he’s set to burn
Drum and bass, Hake and Plaice, Muck and Brass, Cod and Bass.
He knows his knobs and he nightly robs
Massive mobs from Mary Anne Hobbs with talk of jam and crusty cobs.
N.C.
Warm barm, thank you ma’am, warm barm, thank you ma’am.
Eggs bread cigs milk, eggs bread cigs milk.
The headphones are out on the tour bus by and by
And everyone’s listening to Charlie on the sly
God help you if your tour bus crashes and you die
We’ll all know you were listening to Charlie on the sly.
Charlie on the sly, like Jennifer in Rye, and Phil in Hay-on-Wye
Who requested “My Oh My”, the one recorded by Sad Café.
Got ten out of ten in Jockey Slut.